Melting Bricks

A melting pot of bricky things.

April 1st, 2007

Horoscopes - April 2007

Aries
Everybody will forget about your birthday, but you’ll be so busy building that you’ll forget too.
Taurus
Confusing LEGO pirates and software pirates will put you in a very awkward position. Try to get a good lawyer.
Gemini
You won’t find the easter egg hidden in the new version of LEGO Digital Designer, despite a very lengthy and thorough search.
Cancer
You obviously own too much LEGO bricks. It’s time… to go buy some more!
Leo
Now that LEGO bicycles are back in production, all you need to complete your “Tour de France” panorama is to buy the Cafe Corner set 90 times.
Virgo
You will waste a lot of time trying to figure out where all leftover pieces go after you’ve finished building the new train set you just received.
Libra
Secret agents will abduct you and make you tell all you know about sea monkeys.
Scorpio
You will be selected to beta-test the future LEGO online game, but it won’t run on your computer.
Sagittarius
Nobody around you will understand why you refer to your hands as “LEGO Analog Designer”.
Capricorn
Your local toy store will want to give you a raise, only to discover you don’t actually work there.
Aquarius
Nobody will think any good about your new idea of sorting bricks according to the number of studs they have.
Pisces
Your illuminated train and city layout will finally use more electrical power than the rest of your house altogether.
April 1st, 2007

LEGO Technic gears color-coded

In order to further ease building of the Technic range of sets, the LEGO company will start using different colors to produce the different gear wheels according to their size.

Starting January 2008, the smaller 8-teeth gear wheels will all be produced in red, 16-tooth wheels in blue, and 24-teeth wheels in yellow. Other colors are still undecided, although it is rumored that axles will also change from the current black and “grey” to white. Whether it will be white or a a new kind of white is unknown too.

While no further list of changes has been published yet, people in the know hint that the wheels and teeth will be made bigger, and that the number of teeth may change as well to accommodate for the bigger sizes.

After the color-coding of other Technic elements such as connector pegs, this is the next step in making life easier for fans all ages. The LEGO company hopes these measures will help reduce the time required to build its most advanced models, as this ever increasing time hinders their popularity.

Sales could also increase as the number of fans required to build a set will be reduced from 5 to 4; thus ensuring more sets are sold for the same total number of people.

When asked for comments, a fan sarcastically replied “Changing the axle colors? Yeah, sure, whey pieces! Just what we need!”

March 1st, 2007

Horoscopes - March 2007

Aries
Your comparative study of everything that Bionicle can throw will stir a lot of controversy.
Taurus
You’ll imagine a very clever use for a LEGO piece that’s 20 years old, only to discover someone posted about it on lugnet one hour earlier.
Gemini
You’ll buy hundreds of NXT kits just to be able to do a Great Giant Ball Contraption with the red balls. Pity that you don’t like the blue ones.
Cancer
The NASA will continue to cover up everything about Life on Mars, even after your repeated mails.
Leo
You will win the new Millenium Falcon in a raffle. Well, if you buy all the tickets, that is.
Virgo
You’ll eat the cereal so fast to get to the free LEGO surprise, that you will accidentally eat it as well.
Libra
It’s nice to state on your website that LEGO doesn’t sponsor, authorize or endorse it; but maybe it’s not really necessary on a website exclusively dedicated to volley-ball.
Scorpio
You’ll get crazy trying to create a LEGO cube with a non-integer number of studs on the side. Keep trying, it is possible.
Sagittarius
You’ll receive a lot of free LEGO sets this month. Wait, no, sorry, it’s for the aquarius actually.
Capricorn
Not everyone in your house will share your enthousiasm about the new Millenium Falcon. Go figure.
Aquarius
You’ll receive a lot of free LEGO sample this month. Wait, no, sorry, it’s for the sagittarius.
Pisces
Someone will make LEGO-shaped candy for your birthday, but why eat it when you can build with it?