Désolé, les horoscopes de juillet ne sont pas encore disponibles en français. Les astres sont, euh, en tournée en Europe.
Bélier
You’ll move your LEGO site to another hosting company, but the new one won’t be more reliable.
Taureau
You’ll select a LEGO set as the allowed one personnal item for your adventure trip, but you will take en empty box by mistake.
Gémeaux
Your new office cubicle will be as small as a vignette.
Cancer
You’ll plan to attend so many LEGO events during the summer that you will mix all the dates.
Lion
You won’t touch a brick this month as you will be too busy with Harry Potter.
Vierge
Don’t eat that lettuce - it grows hair.
Balance
You’ll search your entire LEGO collection for hours for a 2 x 3 red brick to photograph, but you won’t find any.
Scorpion
Your prayers for more female minifigs will be unanswered. Unless you call Tina a minifig; then, yes, you’ll get some.
Sagittaire
The LEGO Company will suddenly release a set at the planned date instead of months in advance, which will confuse you greatly.
Capricorne
You won’t be able to make up your mind about what to bring to the LEGO event you organize. A big mosaic maybe? Or not?
Verseau
You’ll wonder if Indiana Jones sets will contain a Lara Croft minifig. Hint: go watch the movies.
Poissons
You’ll set up your LEGO blog to update automatically when you’re on holiday, but it won’t quite work.