Melting Bricks

A melting pot of bricky things.

November 1st, 2007

Horoscopes - November 2007

Aries
“Let those who never bought Mega Bloks throw me the first brick” is not a valid defense. There are a lot of such people, and you will get bricked to death.
Taurus
Spammers know you so well they will send you emails about enlarging your brick.
Gemini
You will fall under the weight of your event nametag. Try limiting yourself to 1×8 bricks like everyone else, maybe.
Cancer
You will rebel against building instructions and open all bags of your new set at the same time; and you will even go as far as building it on carpet. Or grass.
Leo
You will be cornered by a Bionicle designer who will complain about Exo-force for hours.
Virgo
You will be ready to preorder a thousand of Belville battle packs as soon as LEGO announce it. They probably won’t, though.
Libra
The LEGO marketing department will consider doing an impulse set at a 100$ price point just to match your definition of impulse buy.
Scorpio
You will spend hours trying to find out when “The 50 year brick” is coming to the theater.
Sagittarius
Someone will again publish a MOC based on your own secret design. Start searching your house for cameras.
Capricorn
You will use a troll minifig image as avatar on the Internet forums you visit. It suits you well, actually.
Aquarius
It’s a good thing you get free t-shirts at events, considering your fellow LUG friends will again rip your clothes off you for fun.
Pisces
The heads of all your Technic figures will be mysteriously replaced by Fabuland animal heads.
October 2nd, 2007

Horoscopes - October 2007

Aries
Each time you ask for random galleries on brickshelf, you’ll only get Jack Stone stuff.
Taurus
You’ll find yourself surrounded by no less than 5 LEGO ambassadors. Don’t worry, they’re quite friendly, but try to stay out of the way when they hug.
Gemini
You’ll hear a very big secret, but it won’t be about LEGO, so the stars don’t quite care.
Cancer
You will get lost in LEGOworld by trying to avoid the Jetix party area.
Leo
Unfortunately, your horoscope for this month happens to be in Danish. Which means it sounds like complete gibberish.
Virgo
A new LEGO calculator with a power function will be available, and you will be the first to buy it.
Libra
You will get a LEGO Millenium Falcon for your birthday. The mini one.
Scorpio
You don’t see how people could be excited about new track geometry. Geometry was hard enough for you in school.
Sagittarius
There’s no such thing as having too much LEGO, no matters what the signs are.
Capricorn
Thanks to LEGO, it turns out there is some kind of purity in you after all.
Aquarius
You will mix up Ole Kirk and James T. Kirk, and will get a beating both by LEGO fans and Star Trek fans.
Pisces
You may be a 12v zealot, but now is really not a good time to brag about it.
September 3rd, 2007

Horoscopes - September 2007

Aries
You will try a drastic diet to be able to wear the LEGO t-shirt of your dreams.
Taurus
Hollywood will help you settle the question once and for all when you realize you need to watch the Matrix movies in a row, not in a column.
Gemini
Your dual nature will force you to reject from your collection all LEGO parts which don’t have a symmetrical version.
Cancer
You will be required to present a valid LEGO builder license the next time you go to a toy store.
Leo
The LEGO company will refuse your suggestion for a new part. Which is just as good, honestly.
Virgo
You will receive a Belville ice cube tray for your birthday.
Libra
The author of your September horoscope didn’t sign a contributor agreement. The stars apologize for the inconvenience, but it will need to be rewritten.
Scorpio
The new LEGO bulldozer is very powerful, but not enough to dig your swimming pool.
Sagittarius
You will soon be able to troll the forums of LEGOfan once again.
Capricorn
Sure you’re eager to reenact the war of 1812 in LEGO, but suggesting to burn a 4-year work MOC won’t make the concept very popular.
Aquarius
Now that you have built a turtle-shaped robot, all you need is for someone to port Logo to the NXT.
Pisces
The rumors you will read about 2008 sets aren’t true. These sets will be released in 2009.