- Aries
- Everybody will forget about your birthday, but you’ll be so busy building that you’ll forget too.
- Taurus
- Confusing LEGO pirates and software pirates will put you in a very awkward position. Try to get a good lawyer.
- Gemini
- You won’t find the easter egg hidden in the new version of LEGO Digital Designer, despite a very lengthy and thorough search.
- Cancer
- You obviously own too much LEGO bricks. It’s time… to go buy some more!
- Leo
- Now that LEGO bicycles are back in production, all you need to complete your “Tour de France” panorama is to buy the Cafe Corner set 90 times.
- Virgo
- You will waste a lot of time trying to figure out where all leftover pieces go after you’ve finished building the new train set you just received.
- Libra
- Secret agents will abduct you and make you tell all you know about sea monkeys.
- Scorpio
- You will be selected to beta-test the future LEGO online game, but it won’t run on your computer.
- Sagittarius
- Nobody around you will understand why you refer to your hands as “LEGO Analog Designer”.
- Capricorn
- Your local toy store will want to give you a raise, only to discover you don’t actually work there.
- Aquarius
- Nobody will think any good about your new idea of sorting bricks according to the number of studs they have.
- Pisces
- Your illuminated train and city layout will finally use more electrical power than the rest of your house altogether.