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Horoscopes - October 2007

By Joubarc

Aries: Each time you ask for random galleries on brickshelf, you’ll only get Jack Stone stuff.
Taurus: You’ll find yourself surrounded by no less than 5 LEGO ambassadors. Don’t worry, they’re quite friendly, but try to stay out of the way when they hug.
Gemini: You’ll hear a very big secret, but it won’t be about LEGO, so the stars don’t quite care.
Cancer: You will get lost in LEGOworld by trying to avoid the Jetix party area.
Leo: Unfortunately, your horoscope for this month happens to be in Danish. Which means it sounds like complete gibberish.
Virgo: A new LEGO calculator with a power function will be available, and you will be the first to buy it.
Libra: You will get a LEGO Millenium Falcon for your birthday. The mini one.
Scorpio: You don’t see how people could be excited about new track geometry. Geometry was hard enough for you in school.
Sagittarius: There’s no such thing as having too much LEGO, no matters what the signs are.
Capricorn: Thanks to LEGO, it turns out there is some kind of purity in you after all.
Aquarius: You will mix up Ole Kirk and James T. Kirk, and will get a beating both by LEGO fans and Star Trek fans.
Pisces: You may be a 12v zealot, but now is really not a good time to brag about it.

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Horoscopes - September 2007

By Joubarc

Aries: You will try a drastic diet to be able to wear the LEGO t-shirt of your dreams.
Taurus: Hollywood will help you settle the question once and for all when you realize you need to watch the Matrix movies in a row, not in a column.
Gemini: Your dual nature will force you to reject from your collection all LEGO parts which don’t have a symmetrical version.
Cancer: You will be required to present a valid LEGO builder license the next time you go to a toy store.
Leo: The LEGO company will refuse your suggestion for a new part. Which is just as good, honestly.
Virgo: You will receive a Belville ice cube tray for your birthday.
Libra: The author of your September horoscope didn’t sign a contributor agreement. The stars apologize for the inconvenience, but it will need to be rewritten.
Scorpio: The new LEGO bulldozer is very powerful, but not enough to dig your swimming pool.
Sagittarius: You will soon be able to troll the forums of LEGOfan once again.
Capricorn: Sure you’re eager to reenact the war of 1812 in LEGO, but suggesting to burn a 4-year work MOC won’t make the concept very popular.
Aquarius: Now that you have built a turtle-shaped robot, all you need is for someone to port Logo to the NXT.
Pisces: The rumors you will read about 2008 sets aren’t true. These sets will be released in 2009.

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Horoscopes - August 2007

By Joubarc

Aries: You should not talk to anyone about your idea of putting 12v inserts on RC train tracks. This only works for straight tracks.
Taurus: You will read about 60 pages of the latest BrickJourna before realizing it’s not actually something different than BrickJournal.
Gemini: LEGO will finally react to your numerous complains about the bizarre price differences between countries on Shop@Home: they will discontinue Shop@Home in your own country.
Cancer: Your plans for a big nighttime Great Ball Contraption gathering will be thwarted when you discover LEGO does not produce glow-in-the-dark balls.
Leo: LEGO’s 75th birthday will make you forget about your own birthday completely.
Virgo: You will print all your MOC pictures and put them on a real LEGO brick shelf.
Libra: A dream will convince you to make huge donations to all LEGO community sites you regularly visit.
Scorpio: Your new remote-controlled dinosaur will be no match for the neighbour’s dog.
Sagittarius: You will report your issues to LEGO ambassadors, but they would really prefer to hear only about LEGO-related issues.
Capricorn: After spending an entire month building a giant remote-controlled robot, you will realize that you can’t control 19 power functions motors with only 4 channels.
Aquarius: You won’t be able to get rid of the RC tracks that come with each train station you purchase.
Pisces: You will dedicate this month to put copies of your LEGO pictures on every new picture site available.

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