Melting Bricks

A melting pot of bricky things.

April 2nd, 2008

End-User License Agreements in future LEGO sets

In order to further protect its renowed brand, the LEGO company will start selling its sets under the cover of an End-User License Agreement. While no official announcement has been made yet, the news has been confirmed on a well-known european fan community site, which makes it a certainty.

The agreement is supposedly going to be prepended to building instructions, so that the buyer has no choice but to read it before building the sets. Set boxes seals will also state the user must accept the licence before breaking them to open the set. Various online sellers have regarded the move as positive, as this will allow them to added another classification of new sets: in addition of “new”, “mint”, “mint in box”, “mint in sealed box”, sellers will now have the possibility to extort more money from buyers by selling “mint in end-user-agreement-seals-sealed box” sets.

Amongst other things, the agreement will prevent the user from usual things such as copying, reverse engineering or disassembling; but it will also cover more specific topics such as glueing, swallowing, vacuum cleaning or melting. Orienting studs in unconventional directions will also be prohibited unless explicitely allowed by the user’s man… erm, building instructions.

One anonymous leaksperson of the LEGO company was quoted as saying:It’s already in there, actually. Current sets already prohibit users from building on grass - or is it carpet, I never know for sure -, from opening bags in the wrong order, and so on. So what we’ll do is just extend this to more stuff. We would have done it already if the icons for what we want to add had been drawn already. The one about not combining our bricks with other brands was particularly hard to illustrate.

The new EULA icons can be found in the building instructions for set 7745 - Secret World Police Headquarters, which are already available as a PDF document from LEGO’s website even though the set will only be released beginning 2010.

February 2nd, 2008

Horoscopes - February 2008

Aries
Although you won’t admit buying even one Belville advent calendar, the stars know you’re the one responsible for the sell-out.
Taurus
Bricklink knows better than you which items you want, and will send you countless emails to remind you of it.
Gemini
You’ll be very disappointed when everyone you know, when asked “what’s 50 years old this year and has entertained children ever since”, answers “Why, the smurfs, or course”.
Cancer
Your Ikea bill will be higher than your LEGO bill this month. Shame on you!
Leo
You’ll receive the only unbuildable set ever produced by LEGO.
Virgo
You will order the new mail van, but it will get lost in the mail.
Libra
Buying a large house to accomodate for your LEGO is understandable. A bigger car might make sense. But bigger shoes?
Scorpio
LEGO will release the protocol used in remote-controlled 12V train points, but even that will be too technical for you to understand.
Sagittarius
Wearing a short-sleeved checked shirt is a nice tribute to the 50 years of LEGO, but unless you live in the southern hemispher, all you’ll get is a serious cold.
Capricorn
No, that’s not ABS granulate falling from the sky. It’s just snow.
Aquarius
Despite your attempts to do some tourism in Belgium, all your hosts will be able to talk to you about is LEGO. Well, there’s a chance you might get to eat actual belgian fries, but that’s about it.
Pisces
With all these new windows and doors, your heating bill will reach new heights. If only LEGO knew about insulated glazing…
January 10th, 2008

Non-horoscopes

As you may have noticed (or not), there were no horoscopes for December; and January was starting to look like it would go the same way. Of course, I could blame my own lazyness (it runs in the family), or the fact I have a lot of extralegotal work (hey, I do), or whatever.

Instead, I prefer to give you the real reason why there were no horoscopes recently.

You didn’t get any horoscopes because:

Aries
LEGO decided to use bricks instead of stars for their new online rating system, so the stars are mad at LEGO.
Taurus
The stars are on writer’s strike.
Gemini
You would have forgotten to read it anyway.
Cancer
Indiana Jones stole my divination orb, mistaking it for some ancient artifact.
Leo
The stars knew what you were about to get for Christmas and didn’t want to disappoint you.
Virgo
Eurobricks predicts the future of LEGO much longer in advance anyway.
Libra
The stars were busy showing the way to the Three Kings, who still don’t have a GPS.
Scorpio
Your immediate future was too predictable: you were going to buy a lot of LEGO, like every month. Maybe more.
Sagittarius
The stars are considering a new LEGO-based horoscope system, in which your sign would be “Jack Stone”.
Capricorn
The cat ate the horoscopes draft version.
Aquarius
You forgot to renew your subscription to Melting Bricks.
Pisces
The stars were captured by the good wizard to decorate his hat.

Best wishes for 2008!