Aries
Although you won’t admit buying even one Belville advent calendar, the stars know you’re the one responsible for the sell-out.
Taurus
Bricklink knows better than you which items you want, and will send you countless emails to remind you of it.
Gemini
You’ll be very disappointed when everyone you know, when asked “what’s 50 years old this year and has entertained children ever since”, answers “Why, the smurfs, or course”.
Cancer
Your Ikea bill will be higher than your LEGO bill this month. Shame on you!
Leo
You’ll receive the only unbuildable set ever produced by LEGO.
Virgo
You will order the new mail van, but it will get lost in the mail.
Libra
Buying a large house to accomodate for your LEGO is understandable. A bigger car might make sense. But bigger shoes?
Scorpio
LEGO will release the protocol used in remote-controlled 12V train points, but even that will be too technical for you to understand.
Sagittarius
Wearing a short-sleeved checked shirt is a nice tribute to the 50 years of LEGO, but unless you live in the southern hemispher, all you’ll get is a serious cold.
Capricorn
No, that’s not ABS granulate falling from the sky. It’s just snow.
Aquarius
Despite your attempts to do some tourism in Belgium, all your hosts will be able to talk to you about is LEGO. Well, there’s a chance you might get to eat actual belgian fries, but that’s about it.
Pisces
With all these new windows and doors, your heating bill will reach new heights. If only LEGO knew about insulated glazing…