As you may have noticed (or not), there were no horoscopes for December; and January was starting to look like it would go the same way. Of course, I could blame my own lazyness (it runs in the family), or the fact I have a lot of extralegotal work (hey, I do), or whatever.
Instead, I prefer to give you the real reason why there were no horoscopes recently.
You didn’t get any horoscopes because:
- Aries
- LEGO decided to use bricks instead of stars for their new online rating system, so the stars are mad at LEGO.
- Taurus
- The stars are on writer’s strike.
- Gemini
- You would have forgotten to read it anyway.
- Cancer
- Indiana Jones stole my divination orb, mistaking it for some ancient artifact.
- Leo
- The stars knew what you were about to get for Christmas and didn’t want to disappoint you.
- Virgo
- Eurobricks predicts the future of LEGO much longer in advance anyway.
- Libra
- The stars were busy showing the way to the Three Kings, who still don’t have a GPS.
- Scorpio
- Your immediate future was too predictable: you were going to buy a lot of LEGO, like every month. Maybe more.
- Sagittarius
- The stars are considering a new LEGO-based horoscope system, in which your sign would be “Jack Stone”.
- Capricorn
- The cat ate the horoscopes draft version.
- Aquarius
- You forgot to renew your subscription to Melting Bricks.
- Pisces
- The stars were captured by the good wizard to decorate his hat.
Best wishes for 2008!