- Aries
- “Let those who never bought Mega Bloks throw me the first brick” is not a valid defense. There are a lot of such people, and you will get bricked to death.
- Taurus
- Spammers know you so well they will send you emails about enlarging your brick.
- Gemini
- You will fall under the weight of your event nametag. Try limiting yourself to 1×8 bricks like everyone else, maybe.
- Cancer
- You will rebel against building instructions and open all bags of your new set at the same time; and you will even go as far as building it on carpet. Or grass.
- Leo
- You will be cornered by a Bionicle designer who will complain about Exo-force for hours.
- Virgo
- You will be ready to preorder a thousand of Belville battle packs as soon as LEGO announce it. They probably won’t, though.
- Libra
- The LEGO marketing department will consider doing an impulse set at a 100$ price point just to match your definition of impulse buy.
- Scorpio
- You will spend hours trying to find out when “The 50 year brick” is coming to the theater.
- Sagittarius
- Someone will again publish a MOC based on your own secret design. Start searching your house for cameras.
- Capricorn
- You will use a troll minifig image as avatar on the Internet forums you visit. It suits you well, actually.
- Aquarius
- It’s a good thing you get free t-shirts at events, considering your fellow LUG friends will again rip your clothes off you for fun.
- Pisces
- The heads of all your Technic figures will be mysteriously replaced by Fabuland animal heads.