- Aries
- Each time you ask for random galleries on brickshelf, you’ll only get Jack Stone stuff.
- Taurus
- You’ll find yourself surrounded by no less than 5 LEGO ambassadors. Don’t worry, they’re quite friendly, but try to stay out of the way when they hug.
- Gemini
- You’ll hear a very big secret, but it won’t be about LEGO, so the stars don’t quite care.
- Cancer
- You will get lost in LEGOworld by trying to avoid the Jetix party area.
- Leo
- Unfortunately, your horoscope for this month happens to be in Danish. Which means it sounds like complete gibberish.
- Virgo
- A new LEGO calculator with a power function will be available, and you will be the first to buy it.
- Libra
- You will get a LEGO Millenium Falcon for your birthday. The mini one.
- Scorpio
- You don’t see how people could be excited about new track geometry. Geometry was hard enough for you in school.
- Sagittarius
- There’s no such thing as having too much LEGO, no matters what the signs are.
- Capricorn
- Thanks to LEGO, it turns out there is some kind of purity in you after all.
- Aquarius
- You will mix up Ole Kirk and James T. Kirk, and will get a beating both by LEGO fans and Star Trek fans.
- Pisces
- You may be a 12v zealot, but now is really not a good time to brag about it.