Aries
You will try a drastic diet to be able to wear the LEGO t-shirt of your dreams.
Taurus
Hollywood will help you settle the question once and for all when you realize you need to watch the Matrix movies in a row, not in a column.
Gemini
Your dual nature will force you to reject from your collection all LEGO parts which don’t have a symmetrical version.
Cancer
You will be required to present a valid LEGO builder license the next time you go to a toy store.
Leo
The LEGO company will refuse your suggestion for a new part. Which is just as good, honestly.
Virgo
You will receive a Belville ice cube tray for your birthday.
Libra
The author of your September horoscope didn’t sign a contributor agreement. The stars apologize for the inconvenience, but it will need to be rewritten.
Scorpio
The new LEGO bulldozer is very powerful, but not enough to dig your swimming pool.
Sagittarius
You will soon be able to troll the forums of LEGOfan once again.
Capricorn
Sure you’re eager to reenact the war of 1812 in LEGO, but suggesting to burn a 4-year work MOC won’t make the concept very popular.
Aquarius
Now that you have built a turtle-shaped robot, all you need is for someone to port Logo to the NXT.
Pisces
The rumors you will read about 2008 sets aren’t true. These sets will be released in 2009.