- Aries
- You should not talk to anyone about your idea of putting 12v inserts on RC train tracks. This only works for straight tracks.
- Taurus
- You will read about 60 pages of the latest BrickJourna before realizing it’s not actually something different than BrickJournal.
- Gemini
- LEGO will finally react to your numerous complains about the bizarre price differences between countries on Shop@Home: they will discontinue Shop@Home in your own country.
- Cancer
- Your plans for a big nighttime Great Ball Contraption gathering will be thwarted when you discover LEGO does not produce glow-in-the-dark balls.
- Leo
- LEGO’s 75th birthday will make you forget about your own birthday completely.
- Virgo
- You will print all your MOC pictures and put them on a real LEGO brick shelf.
- Libra
- A dream will convince you to make huge donations to all LEGO community sites you regularly visit.
- Scorpio
- Your new remote-controlled dinosaur will be no match for the neighbour’s dog.
- Sagittarius
- You will report your issues to LEGO ambassadors, but they would really prefer to hear only about LEGO-related issues.
- Capricorn
- After spending an entire month building a giant remote-controlled robot, you will realize that you can’t control 19 power functions motors with only 4 channels.
- Aquarius
- You won’t be able to get rid of the RC tracks that come with each train station you purchase.
- Pisces
- You will dedicate this month to put copies of your LEGO pictures on every new picture site available.