Aries
You should not talk to anyone about your idea of putting 12v inserts on RC train tracks. This only works for straight tracks.
Taurus
You will read about 60 pages of the latest BrickJourna before realizing it’s not actually something different than BrickJournal.
Gemini
LEGO will finally react to your numerous complains about the bizarre price differences between countries on Shop@Home: they will discontinue Shop@Home in your own country.
Cancer
Your plans for a big nighttime Great Ball Contraption gathering will be thwarted when you discover LEGO does not produce glow-in-the-dark balls.
Leo
LEGO’s 75th birthday will make you forget about your own birthday completely.
Virgo
You will print all your MOC pictures and put them on a real LEGO brick shelf.
Libra
A dream will convince you to make huge donations to all LEGO community sites you regularly visit.
Scorpio
Your new remote-controlled dinosaur will be no match for the neighbour’s dog.
Sagittarius
You will report your issues to LEGO ambassadors, but they would really prefer to hear only about LEGO-related issues.
Capricorn
After spending an entire month building a giant remote-controlled robot, you will realize that you can’t control 19 power functions motors with only 4 channels.
Aquarius
You won’t be able to get rid of the RC tracks that come with each train station you purchase.
Pisces
You will dedicate this month to put copies of your LEGO pictures on every new picture site available.