- Aries
- One of your minifigs will definitely frown at you.
- Taurus
- You’ll be invited to participate in a new show, Big Brother: LEGOland edition.
- Gemini
- You’ll brag about buying a foreign castle, having it shipped to you brick per brick, and rebuilding it in your garden. Just change the subject when people ask its size.
- Cancer
- You will paint your cat’s legs green so that you can call it Mobile Devastator. It’s a very suitable name.
- Leo
- Stars don’t know what set “revolutionized” your building, but they could venture a guess on which one will cause your spouse not to talk to you for a week.
- Virgo
- You will start using garbage as cement and your city will collapse.
- Libra
- Your bad habit of glueing LEGO together will at last turn against you when you buy the new key rack.
- Scorpio
- You will bring a Mars Mission missile launcher at your office, and let’s just say missiles won’t be the only ones to be fired.
- Sagittarius
- LEGO’s reputation may be the best, but it won’t help your own reputation that much.
- Capricorn
- Trading skeletons for aliens should be easy, but why on earth do you want to do that?
- Aquarius
- You will mark all your train tracks in preparation of a big LEGO display, but that’s pointless: you will be the only one bringing RC track, and there is not a chance anyone else would take them.
- Pisces
- Your new pirate ship won’t float. Next time, don’t test it in a deep muddy lake.