Aries
One of your minifigs will definitely frown at you.
Taurus
You’ll be invited to participate in a new show, Big Brother: LEGOland edition.
Gemini
You’ll brag about buying a foreign castle, having it shipped to you brick per brick, and rebuilding it in your garden. Just change the subject when people ask its size.
Cancer
You will paint your cat’s legs green so that you can call it Mobile Devastator. It’s a very suitable name.
Leo
Stars don’t know what set “revolutionized” your building, but they could venture a guess on which one will cause your spouse not to talk to you for a week.
Virgo
You will start using garbage as cement and your city will collapse.
Libra
Your bad habit of glueing LEGO together will at last turn against you when you buy the new key rack.
Scorpio
You will bring a Mars Mission missile launcher at your office, and let’s just say missiles won’t be the only ones to be fired.
Sagittarius
LEGO’s reputation may be the best, but it won’t help your own reputation that much.
Capricorn
Trading skeletons for aliens should be easy, but why on earth do you want to do that?
Aquarius
You will mark all your train tracks in preparation of a big LEGO display, but that’s pointless: you will be the only one bringing RC track, and there is not a chance anyone else would take them.
Pisces
Your new pirate ship won’t float. Next time, don’t test it in a deep muddy lake.