Aries
You will refuse to pay the full price for a Death Star which isn’t even completed.
Taurus
You will fail a geography exam. Billund is not the capital of Denmark. Maybe it should, but it isn’t.
Gemini
Your chances to win a golden LEGO minifig will be around nil. Maybe if you considered actually buying some Star Wars sets…
Cancer
Your friends will have a good laugh at your expense when you believe their story about Octago bricks for yet unborn children.
Leo
Stop nagging your LEGO ambassador to get a visa for LEGOLAND. None is required.
Virgo
There will be a new release of NXC, NBC, or BrickCC.
Libra
You will fill a cushion with ABS granulate and sleep very well on it, having the sweetest LEGO dreams ever.
Scorpio
You will train chicken to lay LEGO-shaped eggs. Much better than square eggs.
Sagittarius
You will forget yet again that the LEGO shop which is located one hour drive away from your home, closes on Sunday.
Capricorn
You will borrow a friend’s kids, but you will be very disappointed when they arrive with stuffed bears for toys instead of their LEGO bricks.
Aquarius
There won’t be any new sets released in May, but no worries, your LEGO money will be needed in June.
Pisces
Your devotion towards LEGO will go a step further when you start learning Danish. Det er ikke særlig svært.