- Aries
- You will refuse to pay the full price for a Death Star which isn’t even completed.
- Taurus
- You will fail a geography exam. Billund is not the capital of Denmark. Maybe it should, but it isn’t.
- Gemini
- Your chances to win a golden LEGO minifig will be around nil. Maybe if you considered actually buying some Star Wars sets…
- Cancer
- Your friends will have a good laugh at your expense when you believe their story about Octago bricks for yet unborn children.
- Leo
- Stop nagging your LEGO ambassador to get a visa for LEGOLAND. None is required.
- Virgo
- There will be a new release of NXC, NBC, or BrickCC.
- Libra
- You will fill a cushion with ABS granulate and sleep very well on it, having the sweetest LEGO dreams ever.
- Scorpio
- You will train chicken to lay LEGO-shaped eggs. Much better than square eggs.
- Sagittarius
- You will forget yet again that the LEGO shop which is located one hour drive away from your home, closes on Sunday.
- Capricorn
- You will borrow a friend’s kids, but you will be very disappointed when they arrive with stuffed bears for toys instead of their LEGO bricks.
- Aquarius
- There won’t be any new sets released in May, but no worries, your LEGO money will be needed in June.
- Pisces
- Your devotion towards LEGO will go a step further when you start learning Danish. Det er ikke særlig svært.