Aries
Everybody will forget about your birthday, but you’ll be so busy building that you’ll forget too.
Taurus
Confusing LEGO pirates and software pirates will put you in a very awkward position. Try to get a good lawyer.
Gemini
You won’t find the easter egg hidden in the new version of LEGO Digital Designer, despite a very lengthy and thorough search.
Cancer
You obviously own too much LEGO bricks. It’s time… to go buy some more!
Leo
Now that LEGO bicycles are back in production, all you need to complete your “Tour de France” panorama is to buy the Cafe Corner set 90 times.
Virgo
You will waste a lot of time trying to figure out where all leftover pieces go after you’ve finished building the new train set you just received.
Libra
Secret agents will abduct you and make you tell all you know about sea monkeys.
Scorpio
You will be selected to beta-test the future LEGO online game, but it won’t run on your computer.
Sagittarius
Nobody around you will understand why you refer to your hands as “LEGO Analog Designer”.
Capricorn
Your local toy store will want to give you a raise, only to discover you don’t actually work there.
Aquarius
Nobody will think any good about your new idea of sorting bricks according to the number of studs they have.
Pisces
Your illuminated train and city layout will finally use more electrical power than the rest of your house altogether.