Aries
Your comparative study of everything that Bionicle can throw will stir a lot of controversy.
Taurus
You’ll imagine a very clever use for a LEGO piece that’s 20 years old, only to discover someone posted about it on lugnet one hour earlier.
Gemini
You’ll buy hundreds of NXT kits just to be able to do a Great Giant Ball Contraption with the red balls. Pity that you don’t like the blue ones.
Cancer
The NASA will continue to cover up everything about Life on Mars, even after your repeated mails.
Leo
You will win the new Millenium Falcon in a raffle. Well, if you buy all the tickets, that is.
Virgo
You’ll eat the cereal so fast to get to the free LEGO surprise, that you will accidentally eat it as well.
Libra
It’s nice to state on your website that LEGO doesn’t sponsor, authorize or endorse it; but maybe it’s not really necessary on a website exclusively dedicated to volley-ball.
Scorpio
You’ll get crazy trying to create a LEGO cube with a non-integer number of studs on the side. Keep trying, it is possible.
Sagittarius
You’ll receive a lot of free LEGO sets this month. Wait, no, sorry, it’s for the aquarius actually.
Capricorn
Not everyone in your house will share your enthousiasm about the new Millenium Falcon. Go figure.
Aquarius
You’ll receive a lot of free LEGO sample this month. Wait, no, sorry, it’s for the sagittarius.
Pisces
Someone will make LEGO-shaped candy for your birthday, but why eat it when you can build with it?