Aries
Hint: always read the shipping conditions before bidding on an LEGO auction on eBay.
Taurus
Your NXT robot will receive a ticket for speeding.
Gemini
Stop sending the LEGO company ideas about a new “darts” LEGO Sports theme. They won’t produce it.
Cancer
Stop harassing Ikea, they won’t print a catalogue with tables measurements in studs.
Leo
As long as the iPhone can’t control your robots, you won’t even look at it.
Virgo
You’ll fail to install LEGO Friends on Windows Vista. Ha well, back to XP then.
Libra
No, the LEGO company didn’t start producing a new white, it’s just that you shouldn’t expose your collection to sunlight so much.
Scorpio
Your new cat won’t really solve your mice problem. Cats do love cardboard boxes too.
Sagittarius
You’ll eat a lot for that “win-your-weight-in-LEGO-bricks” contest. Which is pointless, since you won’t win.
Capricorn
You won’t be very subtle trying to convince your partner, who’ll know what you’re up to, to go on holiday in Billund.
Aquarius
Using LEGO candles on your birthday cake will look like a fun idea, until you actually ignite them.
Pisces
You’ll send your application as a LEGO ambassador, but it’s not very clear yet if you’ll make it.