- Aries
- Your Shop@Home order won’t arrive in time for Christmas. Next time, check you’ve entered your credit card number correctly.
- Taurus
- You’ll insult friends when they ask you if you want “legos” for Christmas, and they won’t give you anything at all.
- Gemini
- Your resolve to open your advent calender one day at a time won’t hold a week.
- Cancer
- Even if you succeed connecting your 12v trains to your NXT, they won’t release a NXT-G block for that.
- Leo
- You’re be a bit late changing all your LEGO layout for winter, but you’ll be able to make it if you cancel some family obligations.
- Virgo
- Painting your teeth blue won’t help you control your NXT robot with your mind. Nice blue, though.
- Libra
- Instead of going to a LEGO Users Group meeting, you’ll go to a Linux Users Group meeting. Too bad you’ll have your finished bust of Bill Gates with you.
- Scorpio
- Due to a stupid bet, you’ll be forced to undertake the challenge of building at micro scale with DUPLO bricks.
- Sagittarius
- This year again, having your birthday so close to christmas will mean people are less likely to offer you gifts for both.
- Capricorn
- Sending your season’s greetings on 1×2 tiles with a letter pattern is a very original idea, but noone will receive them.
- Aquarius
- Your mother will find your LEGO catalogues hidden under your bed.
- Pisces
- Rumors of LEGO shortage will be unfounded, except for the sets you asked for Christmas.