Aries
No wonder everyone on LUGNET is ignoring you, why did you sign up under the name Jack Stone in the first place?
Taurus
You’ll forget to lock the door of your LEGO room. Ho, no!
Gemini
LEGO building may be an art, but cutting your own ear won’t make your creations improve.
Cancer
The toy store clerk won’t be able to see you behind your piles of boxes, so it’s pointless to pretend it’s not for you.
Leo
You’ll realize with horror that LEGOWORLD, the event which you wouldn’t miss for anything, happened last month.
Virgo
You’ll drive all the way long to LEGOLAND to discover the park is closed during the winter.
Libra
Your trick to buy more than 999 of the same piece in the LEGO Factory Pick A Brick will fail, and you’ll end up ordering 1000000 1×2 black bricks.
Scorpio
Sales on your BrickLink shop will plummet to zero when you forget to reopen it after a short vacation.
Sagittarius
Your plans to visit Fort Legoredo will be thwarted when you finally understand it doesn’t actually exist.
Capricorn
You’ll have to revise your LEGO budget for 2007 yet again when you discover more new cool sets you didn’t expect.
Aquarius
You’ll finally have all your pieces nicely sorted, then change your mind about the sorting criteria.
Pisces
You’ll receive a prize for the contest in which you participated in LEGOWORLD: your weight in peanut butter.