- Aries
- No wonder everyone on LUGNET is ignoring you, why did you sign up under the name Jack Stone in the first place?
- Taurus
- You’ll forget to lock the door of your LEGO room. Ho, no!
- Gemini
- LEGO building may be an art, but cutting your own ear won’t make your creations improve.
- Cancer
- The toy store clerk won’t be able to see you behind your piles of boxes, so it’s pointless to pretend it’s not for you.
- Leo
- You’ll realize with horror that LEGOWORLD, the event which you wouldn’t miss for anything, happened last month.
- Virgo
- You’ll drive all the way long to LEGOLAND to discover the park is closed during the winter.
- Libra
- Your trick to buy more than 999 of the same piece in the LEGO Factory Pick A Brick will fail, and you’ll end up ordering 1000000 1×2 black bricks.
- Scorpio
- Sales on your BrickLink shop will plummet to zero when you forget to reopen it after a short vacation.
- Sagittarius
- Your plans to visit Fort Legoredo will be thwarted when you finally understand it doesn’t actually exist.
- Capricorn
- You’ll have to revise your LEGO budget for 2007 yet again when you discover more new cool sets you didn’t expect.
- Aquarius
- You’ll finally have all your pieces nicely sorted, then change your mind about the sorting criteria.
- Pisces
- You’ll receive a prize for the contest in which you participated in LEGOWORLD: your weight in peanut butter.