Aries
You’re currently in your dark ages and are not actually reading this site.
Taurus
Covering your garden with baseplates, huh? Sure, but shouldn’t you rather use green ones?
Gemini
CLIKITS stars won’t tell you your future. They have enough trouble with theirs.
Cancer
Strangely enough, you building a christmas train in october could mean this horoscope is actually intended for the Virgo.
Leo
Creating this new supercool mecha frame was great. Posting about it on lugnet.mecha, well, will be less great.
Virgo
Sure, you’ll find set 7558 at a good price on BrickLink, but… buying all of them?
Libra
You’ll receive a MegaBloks set for your birthday. And enjoy playing with it.
Scorpio
Sorry, the stars only managed to build Tribot yet and have no real clue as to Spike’s future.
Sagittarius
Nope, your great ball contraption module which does not require any external energy will not work. Keep trying.
Capricorn
Just because there are ambassadors doesn’t mean there’s an actual embassy. Don’t blame your phone directory.
Aquarius
It turns out you were wrong after all: plastic track does NOT conduct electricity.
Pisces
You’ll feel obligated to submit two set inventories to peeron this month; but sadly, you’ll mix them both in your hurry.